Warrior Princess

Hey, be nice. I like purple's signature. *gives 8/10* And I like yours as well. 8/10, points taken off for no punctuation. XD

"I have overseen several operations of . . . questionable legality." --Ian, "National Treasure" (And you have to hear the splenidferous British accent!)

Eh, screw the rules. :D JUST KIDDING. Her mother did this because she was a sick, sick person. Why was she so sick?

Banned for having a totally cute enhanced photo of yourself as your avatar.

Fortunately, Good (another abstract moral concept in human form) appeared in a flash of blinding light and cast Evil into the outer darkness. (Wow, this went from Homer Simpson eating ...

As much as it hurts my pride to say so, I'd much sooner do the second one. I'm a chronic claustrohobe and being trapped in a box for seven freakin ...

Warrior Princess pulls random wildflowers from the earth and scatters them over Bolt's grave, sniffling at Flower's eloquent words.

Granted, but now you can't stop sneezing. (Duh!) I wish my weekends weren't so LAME.

Hello, my sweet. Being one of the few here who knows the backstory for this poem, methinks I understand it a little better. You portray the emotions very well: hurt, ...

First to review!!! Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh baby!!!!! I can't even begin to tell you how much I loved this play. It was HILARIOUS; I laughed out loud several times while reading it. ...

Granted, but the sound is so loud it busts your eardrums wide open and you are deaf for the rest of your life. I wish my brother wasn't so in ...

Crawls over to Flower and proceeds to help her push dirt over Bolt, talking drunken gibberish to herself all the while.

Aw, this is such a sweet little poem! The one thing I might change is, I might say "loves" ath the beginning, since you use the plural noun "joys" at ...

Warrior Princess cries and falls in the mud, too drunk to get up.

"The taste . . . strawberries. . . ." Harry Osbourne, Spiderman 3